im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
person: he’s so hot
lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive
person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men
lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good
Aaron Johnson as Quicksilver in The Avengers Age of Ultron. Evan Peters as Quicksilver in X-men: Days of Futuren Past.
|—||Joel Heyman, 2010 (via roosterteethtoutofcontext)|
No media about the fact that there’s a All Male, African American High school on the southside of chicago who year after year has a 100% graduating senior class who ALL get accepted to 4 year universities/colleges.
they just want to talk about how whether a person’s death on the southside is gang related or not.
Beautiful Graphic Art Made With Rolls of Packing Tape by Mark Khaisman
X-Wing and TIE Fighter Engagement Rings - Paul Michael Design
Katherine, we’re getting a divorce…I need to propose again.
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself